So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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