I think I died a long time ago.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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