I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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