I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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