let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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