First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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