Kareoke will never be a sober sport
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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