8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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