He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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