He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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