I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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