Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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