its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you didnt know i had herpes?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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