Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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