i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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