So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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