If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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