you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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