Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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