conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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