Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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