even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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