Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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