You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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