margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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