At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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