I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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