thus making me awesome and them whores
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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