Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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