So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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