Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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