Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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