Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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