Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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