whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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