dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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