How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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