Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My boob is missing a layer of skin
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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