He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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