What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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