The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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