you guys were way drunker than both of me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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