I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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