Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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