508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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