She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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