But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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