Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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