We named our party play list daddy issues
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Alive.
So much puke
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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