He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize