Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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