Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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