Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Randomize
