remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just google imaged poop.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
